But Why Though?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
02/09/2020 at 22:23 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (36)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:25

Because you’re a manly man, not some wimpy gin drinker.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:26

Because MAN.

But seriously. Like I need any help showing up to work smelling of booze. I'm an insurance adjuster

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:26

We’re moving up from shower beers, boys.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:28

2 in 1 men, I wouldn’t google that.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:28

Years ago, a friend of mine said that he wanted to get super, super stoned then go down to DMV to get his driver license picture taken. That way, if a cop pulled him over when he was stoned , he would look normal. Likewise, if you wash your hair with bourbon, people will think you just always smell like that and won’t be able to tell when you’re actually hammered at work.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:32

Wonder what it's like on the rocks? Or should it be mixed with a bit of cola first?

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:32

Because only dweebs and narcs don’t smell like bourbon

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:33

That reminds me; s een at the local parts store:

Kinja'd!!!

“Honest, officer, that’s just the air freshener that you’re smelling!”

Scary__goongala! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:38

G ood for the days where you actually were not out drinking the night prior

smobgirl > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:38

I just showered and I smell like a fruit salad. Bourbon might be an interesting addition.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn
02/09/2020 at 22:54

My friend was high as balls when he got his 21 yo ID

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
02/09/2020 at 22:55

Use it neat for best results

wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 22:55

I always have at least a couple shots while I shower in the morning

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wafflesnfalafel
02/09/2020 at 22:56

The eye opener

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > smobgirl
02/09/2020 at 22:57

Rum would go better with fruit salad

Jim Spanfeller > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 23:03

Because market research says that men are often insecure about products such as shampoos and whatnot. They won’t buy it if it seems girly somehow, so some companies try to manly-ify these products with manly colors, putting big “MEN” labels on it, and making it smell like bourbon or whatever. Is it silly, ridiculous, unnecessary, and a bit stupid? Heck yes. But is there money in it? You better believe there is .

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 23:04

Ah yes, nothing like smelling like alcoholism to let everyone know you’re a professional.

smobgirl > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 23:05

Kinja'd!!!

Jim Spanfeller > smobgirl
02/09/2020 at 23:06

My shower stuff all smells like mint. Confession: I kinda like it when the mint gets in my eyes. I don’t know why.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 23:08

Because marketing?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > smobgirl
02/09/2020 at 23:09

My shower gel is Old Spice. My shampoo is just some plain old regular shampoo, so it’s...shampoo scented, I guess? Haha!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jim Spanfeller
02/09/2020 at 23:11

I get the MEN stuff because it’s often less scented, because I have some nasty perfume allergies

smobgirl > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
02/09/2020 at 23:24

The bath product equivalent of “natural flavoring”

smobgirl > Jim Spanfeller
02/09/2020 at 23:26

I use antihistamine eye drops that my optometrist recommended specifically because they burn in a way that actually relieves the itchiness. Sounds like mint shower stuff could work too!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jim Spanfeller
02/09/2020 at 23:35

Have you tried roh to drops?

Jim Spanfeller > smobgirl
02/09/2020 at 23:44

Oddly enough, my eyes aren’t even particularly itchy. I just really like the sensation of minty freshness on my eyes. But then again, I haven’t felt the need to itch my eyes in ages... so...... hmmm.........

Jim Spanfeller > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/09/2020 at 23:45

I have not. I don’t know what they are.